A man’s dog was terribly sick, so he took him to the local vet.
The vet picked the dog up, looked him over, then got a pained look on his face. Shaking his head, the vet said, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put your dog down.”
“WHY?!” the man cried. “He’s dying?!”
“It’s not that,” said the vet. “He’s just really heavy.”
Apr 19, 2011 | 1 | Stupid Vet JokesWe’re currently in the midst of the calm before the storm of finals. Calm, in that we have only two tests this week. Not long ago, we came out of a spell of five tests in nine days. FIVE TESTS IN NINE DAYS!
Life during that time looked something like this:
Memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize memorize.
Regurgitate.
Forget 95.78%.
Repeat.
Is this helping me become a better doctor, or is this just helping me pass the NAVLE? Frankly, just passing the NAVLE isn’t good enough. But at this rate, there is no way I will feel confident enough to be a doctor in only three more years.
Apr 18, 2011 | 1 | School Daze