What plant causes more cattle deaths than any other plant in the US each year?
This is what our toxicology professor asked us on day one.
**crickets**
“You really have to be thinking about the question,” he said.
And finally, someone got it:
A slaughter plant.
Aug 28, 2011 | 1 | Stupid Vet JokesSchool started last Monday with some genius’ idea of a good time: an eight hour test over everything we learned last year. EVERYTHING WE LEARNED LAST YEAR!
This monstrosity, the “Capstone,” was supposedly created in response to some former students’ complaints that they didn’t feel as though they had enough practice for the NAVLE (the national board exam). Well, fie on you, former unnamed students! Your crapstone was a seriously horrible pain in the patooti that did absolutely nothing positive for me.
First of all, how do you even begin to study an entire year’s worth of material? By procrastinating until two days before because the task seems too overwhelming, that’s how! Read the rest of this entry »
Aug 28, 2011 | 0 | School Daze