What plant causes more cattle deaths than any other plant in the US each year?
This is what our toxicology professor asked us on day one.
**crickets**
“You really have to be thinking about the question,” he said.
And finally, someone got it:
A slaughter plant.
Aug 28, 2011 | 1 | Stupid Vet JokesA man’s dog was terribly sick, so he took him to the local vet.
The vet picked the dog up, looked him over, then got a pained look on his face. Shaking his head, the vet said, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put your dog down.”
“WHY?!” the man cried. “He’s dying?!”
“It’s not that,” said the vet. “He’s just really heavy.”
Apr 19, 2011 | 1 | Stupid Vet JokesHow many vets does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to do the procedure, and two to stand around reminding him/her that MDs are getting paid twice as much to do the same thing.
Jan 23, 2011 | 0 | Stupid Vet Jokes